Space Team

Author: Barry J. Hutchison
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ISBN: 9780995623309
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When a small-time conman is abducted and whisked across the galaxy, he finds himself hurled into a frantic battle to save an alien civilization and its god from extinction. A fast-paced comedy space adventure from the author the Independent newspaper calls "the new Terry Pratchett."

Space Team

Author: BARRY J. HUTCHISON
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ISBN: 9780995623323
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Space Team

Author: BARRY J. HUTCHISON
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ISBN: 9780995623316
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Mechanical Failure

Author: Joe Zieja
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1481459279
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A smooth-talking ex-sergeant, accustomed to an easygoing peacetime military, unexpectedly re-joins the fleet and finds soldiers preparing for the strangest thing—war. The two hundred years’ (and counting) peace is a time of tranquility that hasn’t been seen since...well, never. Mankind in the Galactic Age had finally conquered war, so what was left for the military to do but drink and barbecue? That’s the kind of military that Sergeant R. Wilson Rogers lived in before he left the fleet to become a smuggler. But it turns out that smuggling is hard. Like getting-arrested-for-dealing-with-pirates-and-forced-back-into-service kind of hard. It doesn’t seem so bad—the military was a perpetual tiki party anyway—but when Rogers returns after only a year away, something has changed. These are soldiers—actual soldiers doing actual soldier things like preparing for a war that Rogers is sure doesn’t exist. Rogers vows to put a stop to all this nonsense—even if it means doing actual work. With an experienced ear for military double-speak, Zieja has created a remarkable and sarcastic adventure.

Her Rogue Mates

Author: Grace Goodwin
Publisher: KSA Publishing Consultants
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When they meet their mate, they follow their own rules to claim her. An Earth member of the medical recovery team on Transport Station Zenith, Harper meets two mysterious strangers from an unknown world. With intense eyes and even more intense desires, it's easy for the two sexy-as-sin aliens to prove how good it can be with them. Styx, a leader from Rogue 5, knows Harper is destined to belong to him and his most trusted enforcer, Blade. But when Styx is betrayed by one of his own kind, she's caught in the deadly crossfire. Her mates must tread carefully, for even if they win the battle on the lawless outer moon, they might lose the most important battle of all, the one for Harper's heart.

Antihooliganism

Author: Mort Gloss
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 9781490482873
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Balloon has always been a morbidly obese moron. But recently, something about his feeble brain has changed. Every time he guesses, he's right. Victory, the girl he's been crushing on for over ten years, needs his abilities to save her dying father. Desperate for her affection, Balloon agrees to help. There's only one catch: the cure is over 29 million light years away, perched on a pedestal at the center of the Sombrero Galaxy. Transforming his single-wide trailer into a white trash spaceship, Balloon races to save Victory's father. Along the way, he encounters an alien regime bent on his annihilation, and a few new friends who feed him tacos. Like all great works of fiction, this book comes with a soundtrack. To fully experience Antihooliganism, visit balloonboyandtheporcupinepals.com to download your copy.

Cosmic Banditos

Author: A. C. Weisbecker
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101127554
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Soon to be a major motion picture starring John Cusack! Mr. Quark is a down-on-his luck pot-smuggler hiding out in the mountains of Colombia with his dog, High Pockets, and a small band of banditos led by the irascible Jose. Only months before, these three and their fearless associates were rolling in millions in cash and high-grade marijuana, eluding prosecution on “ridiculously false” drug and terrorism charges. But times have quickly grown lean, and to liven up their exile, Jose decides to mug a family of American tourists. Among the spoils are physics texts, which launch Mr. Quark on a side-splitting, boisterous adventure north to California, where he confronts the owner of the books with his own theories on relativity, the nature of the universe, and looking for the meaning of life in all the wrong places….

Plob

Author: Craig Zerf
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN: 1905237073
File Size: 28,97 MB
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Sometimes, the only way to fight Evil is to go to work everyday and just do your job. Plob - Reetworthy Plob - Reetworthy Plob the Third - is doing just that, and it's proving to be more difficult than picking his nose with his elbow. But, Bill the plumber is on the loose and someone has to stop him.

Starship Grifters

Author: Robert Kroese
Publisher: 47North
ISBN: 9781477818480
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Space-faring ne'er-do-well Rex Nihlo tries to score his biggest payday yet by swindling both the Malarchian Empire and the Revolting Front, but he and his faithful robot sidekick might finally be in over their heads.

Snarky In The Suburbs

Author: Snarky N. Burbs
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ISBN: 9780615741963
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The Spring Creek Elementary School PTA Board, a coven of Mean Moms dressed in Uggs, yoga pants, and dermal filler, is up to no good, and Wynn Butler (middle-aged, uncool and not bringing sexy back) is determined to find out what's going on. With help from her two kids, a Roomba vacuum turned mobile surveillance drone, and a few close friends, Wynn launches a covert investigation that leads to the mother of all revenge capers at the school's annual Fall Festival. If you've ever fantasized about smoke bombing the idiot parent who has yet to master the fine art of the school drop-off lane or standing up and shouting "Liar, liar Botox on fire!" during a PTA meeting, then this delicious tale of payback is for you. Based on the popular blog, Snarky in the Suburbs, that was recently optioned by ABC for film and television rights.