Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Graham Johnson
Publisher: Perigee Trade
ISBN: 9780399536496
File Size: 38,17 MB
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Better than a cold shower-and a lot funnier. Choke the chicken, spank the monkey, charm the snake-however you refer to it, none of the images in this book will encourage you to pleasure yourself. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Graham Johnson
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1101478543
File Size: 56,96 MB
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Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Graham Johnson
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781322754796
File Size: 13,21 MB
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Images Of Flowers You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Jakov Cummings
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539090656
File Size: 10,23 MB
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Images of Flowers You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Flowers You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

Badly Drawn Images That You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Richard Pecker
Publisher:
ISBN: 9781539113416
File Size: 34,50 MB
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Masturbation can be an adultsWorst addicktion. This adult humor book contains a collectionof images or pictures designed tohelp you break the habit and stay clean.Badly Drawn Images or Pictures That You Should Not Masturbate To: With non-erotic descriptions. This book is a satire and parody book which contains adult humor.

A Practical Guide To Racism

Author: C. H. Dalton
Publisher: Penguin
ISBN: 1592404308
File Size: 58,88 MB
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A whimsical and irreverent evaluation of the world's diverse populations, written pseudonymously by the fictional son of an elitist family, argues in support of supremacist belief systems while diminishing the sufferings of minority groups. Reprint.

A French Song Companion

Author: Graham Johnson
Publisher: Oxford : Oxford University Press
ISBN: 9780199249664
File Size: 34,22 MB
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'flicking through the lovingly enthusiastic writing in this Companion is a rewarding experience. Johnson has excelled on every level and his experience as an accompanist transforms this book into a precious insider's account. What could easily have turned out to be a dry catalogue is in fact a lively, witty and informative journey.' -Francis Carlin, The Singer'A great deal of thought has obviously gone into the presentation of the enormous number of facts to be found here... Furthermore, the book is a delight to handle.' -GramaphoneThe French Song Companion is an indispensable guide to French song. 150 composers and 700 song translations make this the ideal handbook both for the seasoned enthusiast, and the newcomer to this endlessly fascinating repertory. Graham Johnson, one of the world's busiest accompanists, brings his wide experience to the biographical commentaries, and Richard Stokes, renowned for his translations of German Lieder, provides line-by-line translations of some of the greatest poems ever set to music.

Natural Harvest

Author: Paul Photenhauer
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
ISBN: 9781481227049
File Size: 70,16 MB
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Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Images And Pictures You Should Not Masturbate To

Author: Jakov Cummings
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 9781539090496
File Size: 28,19 MB
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Images and Pictures You Should Not Masturbate To - The Ultimate Picture Book of Images You Can Pleasure Yourself To... But Probably Shouldn't! The Ultimate Collection of Jokes, Gags and Novelty Books - Filled with Humour and Laughs WARNING Throughout history people have warned against the dangers of masturbation, fapping, playing the skin flute, wanking, choking the chicken, playing with yourself, flicking the bean, firing off some knuckle children, going to the palm prom, jerking the gerkin, jacking off and whatever euphemistic phrase you wish to employ. Masturbation is known to cause the following terrible side effects: - Blindness Lose of strength and athletic prowess An eternity of damnation in the fires of Hell Loss of appetite Sleepiness Friction burn As the above list of dangers suggests, masturbation is no laughing matter. It is in no way funny, humorous, satirical, fun or pleasurable. MASTURBATION IS A SERIOUS ISSUE WITH SERIOUS DANGERS. This book has been designed by Jakov Cummings for the sole purpose of inspiring all who see it to never masturbate again!"

The Penis Name Book

Author: David Rosenthal
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 1440509204
File Size: 17,10 MB
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Boy, oh, boy, it's a difficult decision when it comes to naming a guy's manhood. Does one go respectable with Peter O'Toole? Or hip with the Big Lebowski? Or choose one with a little more flavor, like Charleston Chew? With so many possibilities, it could really drive a person nuts! Lucky for those looking to nail down the perfect name for their (partner's) favorite body part, there's this book. It's a long, hard process coming up with an original name for a man's member, so this book doesn't beat around the bush. It pulls together 500 options, sizes them up, and helps you get down to business and choose the perfect fit. At the end of the naming process, you will think your choice is a stroke of genius--and be relieved you're not just calling it Harry or Dick.